Don't Do Drugs Without Me!

Your dreams will be displayed here. I will mock them.

Just kidding!

No, I'm not.

To begin the rest of your life, click one of the links below:

• Start Here - This will only doom you.
• Vicious Puppets - What did you expect from a monster?

Trust the voices! Drink until you puke!

CONFORMITY KILLS!

I promise not to hurt you until I do.

Ask me how I got rich! Can you find your wallet? Don't be a tool.

Scratch your itch.

Don't stop.

Oh shit, the cops!

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The truth is a lie.

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